Hospital waiting times

I had to go to hospital yesterday.,.the Ambulance picked me up about 12.00pm, I have to go on a stretcher because of my Sore/Wound on my hip,.,I'm not keen on it at all but I've got to go,so I get there about 1.00pm,my appointment lasted about 10mins then with a scared look on here face Nurse Bird told me I'd have to wait till 5,00pm for Transport,,.,.Yippee I cried out in sheer delight so several cups of tea later I'm off on my travels again.Travelling backwards in what is essentially a fitted out Transit van don't half make you feel sick which I did .,eventually got home after about an hour of travel wonderment ,.Back to my pit of doom,lol,....What Happens next is the Deepest of deep joys.,.,.Peace & Love my friends